Sometimes Western civilization declines in deliriously funny style. Why
bother to list the myriad offenses given by ''There's Something About Mary,''
the proudly obnoxious new film by Peter and Bobby Farrelly, when it's easier --
definitely much too easy -- to enjoy them? In the raunchy wake of ''Dumb and
Dumber'' and ''Kingpin,'' the Farrelly brothers have made a romantic comedy
that's a hoot in every sense, worth a smidgen of disapproval and a whole lot of
helpless laughter. But the Farrellys are as gleeful as they are crude, and they
certainly aren't witless. The film works ridiculously well because it never
stoops to being mean-spirited or (despite all appearances) authentically
inane.
There's Something About Mary features the immortal story of "boy meets
girl, boy loses girl when a certain body part becomes the victim of a freak
accident, boy starts stalking girl." The boy in question is a nerdy Ted
Stroehmann (Ben Stiller, sporting weird teeth, ears, and hair), and the girl in
question is Mary (Cameron Diaz, positively radiating charisma). There are a few
more components in this simple and touching love story: a sleazy private
investigator, Pat Healy (Matt Dillon with a moustache which looks like a dead
earthworm), who starts stalking Mary; a dweeby architect (Lee Evans, previously
seen in Mouse Hunt), who starts stalking Mary; Ted's buddy Dom (Chris Eliot,
with the award-winning-caliber makeup boiling all over him), who starts. Well,
by now you get the idea.
Mixed up into this heartwarming narrative are the jokes, which deal with
subjects including, but not limited to: masturbation, various bodily fluids,
gays, serial killers, sagging breasts, and, of course, aforementioned attempts
to cue humor from mental and physical handicaps and stalking.
Let me make one thing perfectly clear - I don't object to jokes based on
any of the above because of the subject matter. One could simply rent A Fish
Called Wanda and see a good number of riotously funny sequences which deal with
such subjects as marital infidelity and stuttering. No, the reason why I didn't
find There's Something About Mary funny was that most of the "envelope- pushing"
jokes simply didn't work. I'm somewhat dumfounded pondering how anyone could
think it was possible to successfully elicit laughs from this subject
matter.
A prom, a crush and a cruel, cruel zipper set ''There's Something About
Mary'' in motion. It seems that Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller in braces), a kind
of Everydweeb, is destined to ruin the biggest night of his young life. Notably
unsuccessful in recruiting a prom date (''If everything else falls apart,
maybe'' is the best answer he gets), Ted suddenly catches the eye of Mary
Jenson, played by Cameron Diaz with a blithe comic style that makes her as funny
as she is dazzling. Miracle of miracles, Mary makes Ted her designated prom date
for that fateful night.
Stiller's character has had the memory of a disastrous prom date with Mary
casting a shadow over his love life for years and decides to track down the "one
that got away", only to find he has to compete with much more devious wannabe
suitors. The film is completely fearless in its pursuit of laughs – no subject
is taboo. You know Mary and Ted will end up together, but the Farrellys make
sure that the finale isn't arrived at easily or predictably and, most
importantly, that it's a lot of fun to get there.
Sure, the plot may sound like your typical romantic comedy -- but not with
the Farrelly brothers at the helm. These are the same guys who brought you Dumb
and Dumber, with its toilet humor and political incorrectness. Instead, this is
a frat guy's idea of a romantic comedy, full of jokes at the expense of disabled
people and women. Sure, the guys who fall for Mary are the ultimate joke;
undeveloped man-boy idiots drooling over her charms -- how many leggy blondes
are doctors who love beer and football?
If you can't stand this kind of humor, stay clear. And it's certainly not
the thing for anyone with dating horror stories -- Chris Elliot's character
won't be funny at all. But the film definitely has enough to satisfy adult
gross-out humor fans.
To reassure non-Farrelly fans of sound judgment, there are at least as many
zit jokes here as other types of witticisms, with Chris Elliott in the abrasive
role of Ted's blotchy best friend. As equal-opportunity offenders, the Farrellys
also kid about a serial killer, mental illness, wizened old breasts and a
half-dead dog, and they make these things unabashedly funny. The dog and its
sun-shriveled owner (Lin Shaye) are the film's looniest characters, and Mary's
mentally handicapped brother is one of its sweetest. The joke is on Healy when,
in trying to impress Mary with his bogus compassion, he cites ''work with
retards'' as his cherished hobby.
Destined for instant notoriety is a sequence that starts off with
masturbation and ends up with hair gel. But by the time it happens, you're sure
to be either in the unaccountably innocent spirit of ''There's Something About
Mary'' or on the way home. I hope it's not the latter. The Farrellys display a
crazy audacity that's worth admiring, and they take sure aim for the funny bone.
''There's Something About Mary'' may be many things, but dull and routine aren't
among them.
Thirteen years pass, and Ted is still pining away for Mary, so his friend
Dom (Chris Elliott) persuades him to send a detective named Pat Healy (Matt
Dillon) to find her. Except when Healy finds Mary, he decides he wants her for
himself.
Like the other Farrelly Brothers' movies, nothing is out of bounds here,
and there are a lot of things that, after laughing, you wonder if you should
have laughed. But you laugh just the same.A near-perfect script, crack comic
editing, and some really great performances synergize here to make one of the
great comedies of the '90s (along with the other two Farrelly flicks).