Tuesday, February 21, 2017

This Fan Theory Says the Latest Beauty and the Beast Clip Has a Harry Potter Reference

Because Emma Watson is starring in Disney's upcoming live-action Beauty and the Beast, fans have naturally been on the lookout for any possible Harry Potter crossover references. One already strung together a pretty solid one, in the form of "Beauty and Lord Voldemort," a fake trailer for a love story between Belle and He Who Must Not Be Named. And now, fans are on to another theory.




Disney recently dropped another clip from Beauty and the Beast, which features Emma and company singing the show's lively opening number, "Belle." If you still remember all the words from the original animated film, you may recall the baker's dramatic uttering of, "Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!" However, the live-action clip reveals that the line has unfortunately been cut. Instead of a chat with the baker, Belle converses with a villager named Monsieur Jean.

"Have you lost something again?" she asks him. "Well, I believe I have. Problem is, I can't remember what." Sound familiar, Harry Potter enthusiasts? As a Redditor points out, back in the first movie, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Neville receives a Remembrall in the mail. A Remembrall is a clear ball filled with smoke that turns red when the owner has forgotten something. When it turns a fiery red, Neville sheepishly tells his fellow Gryffindors, "The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten."

Magical, right? Well, one Redditor begs to differ. After a few Redditors expressed excitement at the BATB/HP reference, a user by the name of WaxyPadlockJazz kindly shut them down. "I hate to play devil's advocate, but this is one of the oldest gags in the book...," the user wrote. "While the whole 'forgetting something you've forgotten' bit is a line in HP, it's not a HP specific reference. It's a joke that's been used many times over." Yes, true, it's a pretty classic one-liner. But we're still holding out hope that Beauty and the Beast found a way to nod to Hermione.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

La La Land or Manchester by the Sea – which Oscar favourite is for you?

Depending on your disposition, choosing between an uplifting homage to classic musicals and a sobering story about loss might seem like an easy task. Actually, it’s more like deciding which sock you should put on first. Damien Chazelle’s La La Land and Kenneth Lonergan’s Manchester by the Sea may be opposites in terms of mood, but with the Oscars approaching and all those social media people mouthing off about the films they’ve seen, you really should arm yourself with both.


If you can’t decide which one to see first, you could have a dilemma-induced nervous breakdown, or you could just read these two reviews and come to a sensible conclusion.

The opening scene of La La Land sets a fantastical precedent for things to come. Random members of the public have a bit of a song and dance in the health and safety-friendly environment of a highway bridge. All the while we're reminded that it's permanently sunny in Hollywood. This stunning sequence introduces us to a world where people suddenly break into song, like you do when you’re having a shower or frying an egg. Actually, it’s quite realistic in that sense.

This scene is also the precursor to the meet cute between Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, who have already picked up Golden Globes for their triple threat performances. They’re also likely to have their annoying amount of talent acknowledged at the Oscars. Mia (Stone) is an aspiring actress and Sebastian (Gosling) is a pianist who wants to open his own Jazz club. Their dreams are far-fetched, but in a land where happiness can literally cause you to float, nothing seems impossible – especially falling in love.

It might sound sickly sweet, but Chazelle never allows you to forget the reality of the situation. Much like his one other film, Whiplash, the characters have to suffer to achieve their goals. They might spontaneously break into song, but they also discover that life isn't like a Hollywood film at all. It's more like a dance routine without choreography.

Speaking of reality, the emotional blows in Kenneth Lonergan's drama are so heavy, they practically manifest themselves in the form of punches to your gut. Casey Affleck poignantly portrays the emptiness of a broken man in a snowy setting that makes those hits sting just that little bit more.

He plays Lee Chandler, a dead-eyed Boston janitor who can barely muster the energy to tell his customers what's wrong with their plumbing. When his brother (Kyle Chandler) suddenly passes away, he's called back to his hometown of Manchester, Massachusetts, the scene of a traumatic event in his past. Unexpectedly finding himself named the guardian of his nephew (Lucas Hedges), Lee struggles with his past while trying to deal with an uncertain future.

Lee’s moments of agony and desperation are juxtaposed with flashbacks of his previous, happier life, which are cleverly woven into the narrative. Seeing that balance is what makes him such a believable character – even when he's venting his emotions by drunkenly punching people in bars. Affleck's ability to appear calm on the surface while clearly screaming inside is largely responsible for his Best Actor win at the Golden Globes, and it's undoubtedly left him in good stead for the Oscars.

Friday, December 23, 2016

The most exciting science-fiction films of 2017

Alien: Covenant

Despite Ridley Scott being back at the reins, Prometheus (2012) turned out to be a bit of a damp squib. Its sequel (and the prequel to the original Alien) looks miles better already.

Ripley-esque Katherine Waterston and Danny McBride are among crewmates on the good spaceship Covenant who find what looks like paradise but turns out to be a much less friendly place. Its sole inhabitant: David, the synthetic person played by Michael Fassbender (and the highlight of Prometheus).




Annihilation

Two years on from their storming Ex Machina, Alex Garland and Oscar Isaac are back with the story of a biologist (Natalie Portman) who signs up for “a dangerous, secret expedition where the laws of nature don’t apply”. Jennifer Jason Leigh is a – we’re assuming – slightly unhelpful psychologist.

If the return of Harrison Ford in The Force Awakens made for the most eagerly-anticipated sci-fi of 2015, the return of Harrison Ford in a very belated Blade Runner sequel must make Denis Villeneuve’s flick – also starring Ryan Gosling, for God’s sake – the early pick of next year’s. One of the most expensive R-rated movies ever made, it’s still pretty secret, but we do know Robin Wright, Jared Leto and Dave Bautista co-star.

The Dark Tower

Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey topline this Stephen King adaptation – the former as a lone knight patrolling the alternate dimension of Mid-World; the latter as a vicious sorcerer hellbent on preventing our 11-year-old hero reaching the Dark Tower and thus saving everyone from extinction. Danish director Nikolaj Arcel (whose last movie was period romance A Royal Affair) looks a bracingly unconventional choice to tackle King’s bracingly weird series.

Geostorm


Call it the hangover Gravity effect, but space is big in 2017 – very, very big. Despite some slightly ropey lineage – the director is an Independence Day veteran; Gerard Butler features prominently in the cast – there’s some positive buzz building around this tale of a man who tries to stop climate-controlling satellites from creating a huge storm. And then his brother discovers a plan to assassinate the president (Andy García). Never rains but it pours, eh?

Ghost in the Shell

The casting of Scarlett Johansson in this second big-screen transfer for the Japanese anime has raised a few eyebrows and blood pressures, but we’re still eagerly anticipating Rupert Sanders’ sleek-looking take. Juliette Binoche pops up as a doctor, in case you were still unconvinced.

Kong: Skull Island

Not a follow-up to Peter Jackson’s mo-cap King Kong, but rather a sister film to Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla. Tom Hiddleston, Brie Larson, John Goodman and Samuel L Jackson star in the larky-looking story of explorers in Hawaii who happen on a massive angry ape (plus a very hairy John C Reilly).

Life


More space-filling: this time Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal are among tense astronauts cultivating some seeds of life discovered on Mars. At first they’re excited, then ecstatic, and then very, very worried as it turns out it might not only destroy them but, if they return to Earth, everything there, too.

Star Wars: Episode VIII


With Rogue One winning the Christmas race even more comprehensively than predicted, signs are strong Rian Johnson’s latest instalment in the central Skywalker saga will wipe every other movie off the box office next year. Mark Hamill is said to have a slightly larger part this time round (not hard, we know), while Harrison Ford (sorry, spoiler … ) a slightly smaller one.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them review – JK Rowling goes steampunk

We’ve never needed cheering up more; though on the strictly escapist level, this film is maybe compromised by making one of its characters an obnoxious rich New York chump, a charmless lump, or do I mean grump, reliant on his father’s money and nursing political ambitions. “He’s been mentioned as a future president,” says someone. Surely not...




That entertainment enchanter JK Rowling has come storming back to the world of magic in a shower of supernatural sparks - and created a glorious fantasy-romance adventure, all about the wizards of prohibition-era America and the diffident wizarding Brit who causes chaos in their midst with a bagful of exotic creatures. It’s a lovely performance from Eddie Redmayne who is a pretty fantastic beast himself. There’s a moment when he has to “whisper” an errant animal into submission and his contortions would put Andy Serkis to shame.

His Newt is a connoisseur, scientist and scatterbrained magic-beast taxonomist who is not far from the scarf-swathed Dr Who, a specless Potter or beardless Darwin. Redmayne’s distinctively breathy voice even has something of the young Attenborough. With the openness and likability of his screen presence, and the sheer generosity of movie-making energy, he and the cast are giving us an early Christmas treat.

Potter veteran David Yates directs and Rowling has adapted the Hogwarts textbook Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, by one Newt Scamander: the first name is short for “Newton” and nothing to do with the witch’s ingredient. This was a fictional work of magical scholarship first mentioned in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone and which Rowling herself wrote out and published in aid of Comic Relief a couple of years later. So who was Scamander? Rowling gives us the answer by converting this static encyclopaedia into a spectacular action-adventure about the origins of his book, set in New York City of the prewar era, 70 or 80 years before Philosopher’s Stone. Does that make it a prequel? Sort of. There are a few hints and allusions, including a namecheck for Dumbledore.

It promises to be the first of a series and it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Rowling already has every detail sorted out for the entire saga in architectural detail – and that she got it straight in her mind before writing the first Potter.

Fantastic Beasts is a rich, baroque, intricately detailed entertainment with some breathtaking digital fabrications of prewar New York City. This is Steampunk 2.0, taking its inspirations from Terry Gilliam’s Brazil or Howard Hawks’s His Girl Friday but the New York she creates also has the dark, traumatised look of Gotham City. The American wizards themselves are subject to an internal debate about their attitude to the civilians; in America a muggle is known as a “no-maj”. It’s a schism that threatens to reach X-Men proportions.

The donnish and unworldly Newt arrives in New York on the hunt for some rare species, and just so happens to be carrying quite a few exotic specimens himself in his battered suitcase with its worryingly insecure clasps. But the city in which he has just arrived has been threatened by some kind of dark poltergeist-whirlwind of dark magic, smashing its way through streets and buildings, which is called an obscurial.

Daft Newt causes calamity almost immediately on arriving by creating a rumpus in a bank with his animals – and a quirk of fate means he forms the unlikeliest of friendships with a no-maj, Jacob Kowlaski (a beguiling performance from Dan Fogler) an ex-soldier stuck in a factory job but nursing big dreams about opening his own bakery. But Newt, our sweet-natured gentleman amateur from across the pond, exasperates the US wizard authorities and in particular their tough operative Tina Goldstein (Katherine Waterston) who herself has issues with her superiors. Tina finds herself having to protect Newt and Jacob and brings our two amigos back to the apartment she shares with her telepathic sister Queenie (Alison Sudol) who gets the hots for Jacob. And might there also be a spark between Newt and Tina? Meanwhile, creepy anti-witch activist Mary Lou (Samantha Morton) and her adopted son Credence (Ezra Miller) appear to have a disquieting connection with top wizard-apparatchik Percival Graves (Colin Farrell).

It’s a very Rowling universe, dense with fun, but always taking its own jeopardy very seriously and effortlessly making you do the same. The Beasts movies may actually make clearer Rowling’s under-discussed debt to Roald Dahl. They also show that her universe with its exotic fauna is in the best way, a cousin to that of George Lucas.

There is a strange pleasure of seeing how her magic itself is as potent as ever. The muggle or no-maj world we are seeing is nearly a century old, but the basic language and furniture and procedure of magic is not in any way older or rudimentary. It is the same thing. They have moving pictures on newspapers in the same way as the present day. As ever, magic is a state within a state, a secret in plain sight, and part of the fun is being let in on the secret.

Katherine Waterston is great as Tina and perhaps gives the Rowling universe what it never quite had until now: a really strong young female lead who could tackle the bad guys on equal terms with the man - as well as having the chops for romance.

Rowling and Yates have given us a terrifically good-natured, unpretentious and irresistibly buoyant film. There’s a scene in a speakeasy where someone orders “six shots of giggle-water.” This film felt to me like twelve.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

An Alexander McQueen Movie Is on the Way

The award for best decision of the year goes to whoever's in charge of casting the hotly anticipated Alexander McQueen biopic. On Tuesday, it was announced that actor Jack O'Connell will star in the film, which is an incredibly good call.


That's not just because O'Connell, who was one of GQ's men of the year in 2014, looks a lot like the late, great designer—dude's already got the goatee!—but also because he has a rough charm and a rakish sensibility, which are two of the qualities that helped make McQueen a beloved figure all over the world.

The film will track the creation of McQueen's Fall 2009 ready-to-wear show, a highly controversial demi-retrospective of his own work—the models wore what Style.com called "sex-doll lips and sometimes painfully theatrical costumes." Nevertheless, it's remembered as one of his greatest collections.

"It was a show that he dedicated to his mother and one in which he tried to make sense of his life and art," said a statement from Pathé, the production company behind the movie. "The film explores McQueen's creative process in the months leading up to the show, providing an intimate portrait of the man behind the global brand—a moving celebration of a visionary genius whose designs transcended fashion to become art."

It's a lot of history to live up to, but after watching O'Connell act his face off in projects as wide-ranging as Skins and Unbroken, we're confident he can do the work. (Jack, if you're reading this, know that we're rooting for you. And in the immortal words of RuPaul Charles, don't fuck it up.)